A teacher may try to make a quiz. And a student may give a reply like the following:
LOL!
Showing posts with label Fun and Crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun and Crazy. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Why teachers drink?, Reasons
Why TEACHERS may feel the urge to get DRUNK. You want to know the reason why? Here are some:
A teacher may try to make a quiz. And a student may give a reply like the following:
LOL!
A teacher may try to make a quiz. And a student may give a reply like the following:
LOL!
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Funny Facebook Profile Updates, Wall Posts
Here are some of the funniest wall post updates in Facebook. See the incidents and learn from it.
Lessons in you can learn in Facebook in a funny way.
Lesson 1: Learn to use the features facebook offered before writing something that is suppose to be a secret. Like sex.
Lesson 2: Guys are always men.
Lesson 3: Don't make friend with your boss while you're currently working with him.
See more funny facebook profile updates by click the "Read more" link.
Lesson 4: The need of custom privacy
Lesson 5: Don't skip geography
Lesson 6: Your name is not always the best way to identify you in facebook
Lesson 7: Observe grammar. Avoid grammar fail.
Lesson 8: Your mom might read your post
Lesson 9: Don't assume anything
Lesson 10: Accept what you've achieved and be thankful.
Lesson 11: Make yourself happy
Lesson 12: Read some news. You have internet connection like Google or Facebook.
Lesson 13: Don't ruin surprises
Lesson 14: Don't tell.
Lesson 15: Keep it to yourself. I mean the jargon.
Lessons in you can learn in Facebook in a funny way.
Lesson 1: Learn to use the features facebook offered before writing something that is suppose to be a secret. Like sex.
Lesson 2: Guys are always men.
Lesson 3: Don't make friend with your boss while you're currently working with him.
See more funny facebook profile updates by click the "Read more" link.
Lesson 4: The need of custom privacy
Lesson 5: Don't skip geography
Lesson 6: Your name is not always the best way to identify you in facebook
Lesson 7: Observe grammar. Avoid grammar fail.
Lesson 8: Your mom might read your post
Lesson 9: Don't assume anything
Lesson 10: Accept what you've achieved and be thankful.
Lesson 11: Make yourself happy
Lesson 12: Read some news. You have internet connection like Google or Facebook.
Lesson 13: Don't ruin surprises
Lesson 14: Don't tell.
Lesson 15: Keep it to yourself. I mean the jargon.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Woman tries to sneak husband out of jail in suitcase
This news remembers me of the Prison Break movie wondering what will happen if Michael Scofield attempted doing this kind of trick. hehehe...
lol... Here's the funny prison break attempt.
(CNN) - A 19-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase, according to authorities in the Mexican Caribbean state of Quintana Roo.
According to officials at the prison in the city of Chetumal, the state's capital, the woman identified as Maria del Mar Arjona was caught as she was leaving the prison, pulling a black-wheeled suitcase.
Authorities said that as she was walking up a staircase to leave the prison, Arjona hit the suitcase against the stairs. When something inside the bulky suitcase moved, guards noticed and stopped Arjona, who acted nervously. The guards then looked inside the suitcase and found her husband, Juan Ramirez Tijerina.
Cesar Manuel Castilla, a spokesman for Quintana Roo's Department of Public Safety, says that in any case it would have been extremely difficult for the inmate to escape in the suitcase.
"We have three inspection stations at the prison and he was caught in the first one," Castilla said. "In any case, she would have been asked to open the suitcase for inspection at the third and last inspection station. I don't know what they were thinking."
Pictures of the incident released by Quintana Roo's Department of Public Safety show the man curled up inside the suitcase in a fetal position. He was covering his face when the pictures where taken.
Ramirez is serving a sentence at the Chetumal prison after being convicted of federal drug trafficking charges.
He was immediately returned to his cell while Arjona was detained. She now faces multiple charges stemming from the Saturday incident. According to Castilla, Arjona is six months pregnant. She fell ill after being detained. Charges and a court appearance are pending while she recovers at a state hospital.
Arjona was at the prison for a conjugal visit, Castilla said.
Know more funnier prison break attempt than this? Let us know.
lol... Here's the funny prison break attempt.
(CNN) - A 19-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase, according to authorities in the Mexican Caribbean state of Quintana Roo.
According to officials at the prison in the city of Chetumal, the state's capital, the woman identified as Maria del Mar Arjona was caught as she was leaving the prison, pulling a black-wheeled suitcase.
Authorities said that as she was walking up a staircase to leave the prison, Arjona hit the suitcase against the stairs. When something inside the bulky suitcase moved, guards noticed and stopped Arjona, who acted nervously. The guards then looked inside the suitcase and found her husband, Juan Ramirez Tijerina.
Cesar Manuel Castilla, a spokesman for Quintana Roo's Department of Public Safety, says that in any case it would have been extremely difficult for the inmate to escape in the suitcase.
"We have three inspection stations at the prison and he was caught in the first one," Castilla said. "In any case, she would have been asked to open the suitcase for inspection at the third and last inspection station. I don't know what they were thinking."
Pictures of the incident released by Quintana Roo's Department of Public Safety show the man curled up inside the suitcase in a fetal position. He was covering his face when the pictures where taken.
Ramirez is serving a sentence at the Chetumal prison after being convicted of federal drug trafficking charges.
He was immediately returned to his cell while Arjona was detained. She now faces multiple charges stemming from the Saturday incident. According to Castilla, Arjona is six months pregnant. She fell ill after being detained. Charges and a court appearance are pending while she recovers at a state hospital.
Arjona was at the prison for a conjugal visit, Castilla said.
Know more funnier prison break attempt than this? Let us know.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Something.com is Something funny
I'm wondering if there is a website www.something.com so I go ahead and visited it. And yes, it is an existing website. The content is nothing but a word "Something." in it. Day=Made. LOL.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Below Medical Group new Vagina-tightening machine wants name
OMG! Belo Medical Group wants name for their new vagina-tightening machine that uses magnet.
Tweet of Below: Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets . Need a name for it help!
And here are some suggestions from tweet followers:
Like-A-Virgin
V-Tite
Petite Pepay Producer
Vagnet
CoochTite
VATIGHTNA
Vagitite
Happy Hymen
Kegel Keps
Tight-minator
Revirginator
Femme Fatite
Femme Fatite
Vulvaseal
TightenKho
Vagina Halili
Do you have any suggestions? 5000 worth of gift checks will be given to the best 3 names that will be chosen. Try your luck in the comments.
Tweet of Below: Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets . Need a name for it help!
And here are some suggestions from tweet followers:
Like-A-Virgin
V-Tite
Petite Pepay Producer
Vagnet
CoochTite
VATIGHTNA
Vagitite
Happy Hymen
Kegel Keps
Tight-minator
Revirginator
Femme Fatite
Femme Fatite
Vulvaseal
TightenKho
Vagina Halili
Do you have any suggestions? 5000 worth of gift checks will be given to the best 3 names that will be chosen. Try your luck in the comments.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
UPDATE: Giant Bin Laden Destroys New York, more
NEW YORK—Just weeks after his body was buried at sea, Osama bin Laden burst forth from the ocean depths early this morning, rising to the monstrous height of 500 feet and rapidly making his way down the East Coast of the United States in a rampage expected to leave hundreds of thousands dead and easily eclipse 9/11 as the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history.
Currently, much of New York City and Washington, D.C., including the Empire State Building, the White House, and the Capitol Building, lay in ruins, with overwhelmed rescue crews struggling to assist a country ravaged by the gigantic, irate al-Qaeda leader.
"Our nation faces its gravest challenge yet," a visibly shaken President Obama said, interrupting his prepared remarks to both houses of British Parliament in London. "I cannot say that we will prevail, only that we will fight to the last."
"May God help us all," Obama added as the walls and ceiling shook around him.
Citizens look on in terror as the massive bin Laden destroys New York City with ease.
The first stirrings of bin Laden were felt in the form of early morning tremors off the Atlantic Coast that reportedly rattled windows as far inland as Ohio. Shortly thereafter, stunned witnesses from a nearby fishing vessel reported that bin Laden, in full robes and with a beard described as "at least 100 feet long," suddenly rose from beneath the water.
The towering, furious al-Qaeda leader emerges from the ocean.
Click read more to read more...
Within an hour, a formidable assembly of U.S. fighter jets and battleships began engaging bin Laden approximately 25 miles off the Atlantic Coast, an encounter officials conceded has so far done nothing to slow the progress of the colossal terrorist mastermind. On the contrary, sources are reporting that bin Laden seems to be absorbing the bombardment and growing both angrier and, shockingly, larger with each strike.
By the time the unscathed bin Laden entered New York Harbor and flung the
Statue of Liberty into Lower Manhattan, some estimates put his height at 800 feet.
"He seemed to feed off our weaponry," Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen said.
The gigantic bin Laden, seconds before pulverizing the person who took this photograph.
"Everything we did to hurt him only seemed to nourish him. We pounded him with enough shells to destroy a small country, and it just made him stronger."
"I don't know how we stop him," Mullen continued. "I just don't know."
When Bin Laden reached land, he reportedly headed straight for Ground Zero, where witnesses said he seemed to emit a low gurgling chuckle before howling "Death to the infidels!" and tearing apart the steel superstructure of the partially built tower at One World Trade Center. After crushing nearby Trinity Church, which had inspired many by surviving 9/11 relatively undamaged, bin Laden made his way north, his gargantuan sandaled feet trampling buildings and growing slick with blood as he stomped upon the many residents who were unable to evacuate in time.
Bin Laden's place to destory.
Maria Kushner, one of the lucky few to escape via the Coast Guard vessels arrayed along the East River, told reporters she looked back to land and saw bin Laden using the Empire State Building as a club to pulverize the U.N.'s headquarters.
"There were all these soldiers shooting at him, but he was relentless," Kushner said. "Just smashing and smashing. It's like he killed 3,000 people on 9/11 and finally came back for everyone else."
"Isn't that fucker supposed to be dead?" added Kushner, who told reporters she would never forget looking out her office window on the 72nd story of a Midtown skyscraper and seeing nothing but bin Laden's enormous eye looking back at her. "Why isn't he dead?"
Shortly before noon, bin Laden had left a trail of carnage through most of the Mid-Atlantic states, often scooping up helpless motorists from jammed highways and devouring them by the handful. As he entered Washington, D.C., sources said the terrifying giant, who had been pounded by combat forces all morning, had grown to twice his original height and stood close to 1,000 feet tall.
Although prime targets in the nation's capital had been evacuated by the time bin Laden arrived, military forces could do nothing but watch as bin Laden flipped the Pentagon 50 feet in the air, swatted the Capitol dome into the Potomac, and, with eerie deliberateness and precision, held his palm over the White House and slowly flattened it.
In a statement posted on a militant website, al-Qaeda celebrated the devastation and said the United States was paying the price for not heeding its warning.
"We have said that Osama bin Laden, may God have mercy on him, would be far mightier dead than alive," the statement read. "Did you fools really think we were talking about martyrdom or something? Really, how could you not see this coming?"
At press time, bin Laden had reduced most of Charlottesville, VA to rubble as he headed southeast, presumably toward SEAL Team Six headquarters near Virginia Beach.
-- I saw this in http://www.theonion.com/articles/update-giant-bin-laden-destroys-new-york-washingto,20536/
-- I was having fun reading this news. hehe...lol... They really took it seriously
Currently, much of New York City and Washington, D.C., including the Empire State Building, the White House, and the Capitol Building, lay in ruins, with overwhelmed rescue crews struggling to assist a country ravaged by the gigantic, irate al-Qaeda leader.
"Our nation faces its gravest challenge yet," a visibly shaken President Obama said, interrupting his prepared remarks to both houses of British Parliament in London. "I cannot say that we will prevail, only that we will fight to the last."
"May God help us all," Obama added as the walls and ceiling shook around him.
Citizens look on in terror as the massive bin Laden destroys New York City with ease.
The first stirrings of bin Laden were felt in the form of early morning tremors off the Atlantic Coast that reportedly rattled windows as far inland as Ohio. Shortly thereafter, stunned witnesses from a nearby fishing vessel reported that bin Laden, in full robes and with a beard described as "at least 100 feet long," suddenly rose from beneath the water.
The towering, furious al-Qaeda leader emerges from the ocean.
Click read more to read more...
Within an hour, a formidable assembly of U.S. fighter jets and battleships began engaging bin Laden approximately 25 miles off the Atlantic Coast, an encounter officials conceded has so far done nothing to slow the progress of the colossal terrorist mastermind. On the contrary, sources are reporting that bin Laden seems to be absorbing the bombardment and growing both angrier and, shockingly, larger with each strike.
By the time the unscathed bin Laden entered New York Harbor and flung the
Statue of Liberty into Lower Manhattan, some estimates put his height at 800 feet.
"He seemed to feed off our weaponry," Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen said.
The gigantic bin Laden, seconds before pulverizing the person who took this photograph.
"Everything we did to hurt him only seemed to nourish him. We pounded him with enough shells to destroy a small country, and it just made him stronger."
"I don't know how we stop him," Mullen continued. "I just don't know."
When Bin Laden reached land, he reportedly headed straight for Ground Zero, where witnesses said he seemed to emit a low gurgling chuckle before howling "Death to the infidels!" and tearing apart the steel superstructure of the partially built tower at One World Trade Center. After crushing nearby Trinity Church, which had inspired many by surviving 9/11 relatively undamaged, bin Laden made his way north, his gargantuan sandaled feet trampling buildings and growing slick with blood as he stomped upon the many residents who were unable to evacuate in time.
Bin Laden's place to destory.
Maria Kushner, one of the lucky few to escape via the Coast Guard vessels arrayed along the East River, told reporters she looked back to land and saw bin Laden using the Empire State Building as a club to pulverize the U.N.'s headquarters.
"There were all these soldiers shooting at him, but he was relentless," Kushner said. "Just smashing and smashing. It's like he killed 3,000 people on 9/11 and finally came back for everyone else."
"Isn't that fucker supposed to be dead?" added Kushner, who told reporters she would never forget looking out her office window on the 72nd story of a Midtown skyscraper and seeing nothing but bin Laden's enormous eye looking back at her. "Why isn't he dead?"
Shortly before noon, bin Laden had left a trail of carnage through most of the Mid-Atlantic states, often scooping up helpless motorists from jammed highways and devouring them by the handful. As he entered Washington, D.C., sources said the terrifying giant, who had been pounded by combat forces all morning, had grown to twice his original height and stood close to 1,000 feet tall.
Although prime targets in the nation's capital had been evacuated by the time bin Laden arrived, military forces could do nothing but watch as bin Laden flipped the Pentagon 50 feet in the air, swatted the Capitol dome into the Potomac, and, with eerie deliberateness and precision, held his palm over the White House and slowly flattened it.
In a statement posted on a militant website, al-Qaeda celebrated the devastation and said the United States was paying the price for not heeding its warning.
"We have said that Osama bin Laden, may God have mercy on him, would be far mightier dead than alive," the statement read. "Did you fools really think we were talking about martyrdom or something? Really, how could you not see this coming?"
At press time, bin Laden had reduced most of Charlottesville, VA to rubble as he headed southeast, presumably toward SEAL Team Six headquarters near Virginia Beach.
-- I saw this in http://www.theonion.com/articles/update-giant-bin-laden-destroys-new-york-washingto,20536/
-- I was having fun reading this news. hehe...lol... They really took it seriously
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Miami Heat Big 3 to Hello Kitty!
Miami Heat's Big 3 (Lebron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade) signed a contract for Team Hello Kitty. See their picture below.
It happend right after they lost to Dallas Maverick. LOL!!! Just for fun. Peace all... :D
It happend right after they lost to Dallas Maverick. LOL!!! Just for fun. Peace all... :D
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Crazy Photos 2011, Part 2
Here's another bunch of crazy photos. Well, it's not really crazy as what you thought.
Photography fail.
There's a fire in the water.
Crazy alligators
Davida and goliath
Ooopps... Lucky house... NOT.
are they fishing?
Sexy grandma attire
how sweet is the cat
oh no.
Photography fail.
There's a fire in the water.
Crazy alligators
Davida and goliath
Ooopps... Lucky house... NOT.
are they fishing?
Sexy grandma attire
how sweet is the cat
oh no.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)