Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, December 10, 2010

Celebrities as Star Wars Characters

Celebrities as Star Wars Characters



The folks at Worth1000 are masters at manipulating images with Photoshop. They were recently asked to show their results after combining famous people with Star Wars characters. Here are 10 of their best works:



First photo is Barack Windu: A Force For Change

RihannAyla – She has swapped her umbrella for a lightsaber.

Darth Homer – “I know you can hear what I’m thinking too boy…..Meow, meow, meow, meow……”


Tobey Skywalker

Queen Frodo – Frodo Baggins as Queen Amidala. Isn’t he lovely?

Leia Winehouse – They try to make her go to rehab! She said: jar jar jar!


Obi T2 will be back!

Ewok L. Jackson

Dr. House as Qui Gon Jinn

Darth Pacino, the Godfather of dark side.
So, how do you think they turned out?

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Top 10 Erroneous Newspaper Headlines

As humans, we’re all subject to making mistakes. Ever since we’ve existed, we’ve surely messed up somewhere along the line. However, when it comes to media, we expect the best of the best. This means well-written articles, minimal typos, but most importantly, we want to know that the information we are receiving is actually true. Who wants to waste their time reading a false article? I know I don’t.
Those who are involved in publishing newspapers, especially journalists and copy editors, being able to publish facts to the public should be the most important thing. No newspaper wants to print something that is completely false. However, as said earlier, we’re all subject to faults and mistakes. While these may be more than simple errors, here are the top ten erroneous newspaper headlines.

10. “Passengers Safely Moved and Steamer Titanic Taken in Tow”

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According this headline, the entire movie Titanic is a complete lie. Who’d have thought it? The headline was published on April 15, 1912 in the Christian Science Monitor, which is a newspaper published in Massachusetts. This headline reports that all who were on the Titanic were rescued, and even the boat itself was still floating along the ocean, not under it. I guess this leaves way for more conspiracy theorists. In any case, the Titanic did sink, and around 1,500 people died.

9. Tom Cruise, Pope John Paul II, George H.W. Bush, etc dead.

The fake obituaries that have come about during the years definitely make the list. From celebrities to sports stars to high-church officials, reports of a fake death have been made all around the world. Many times these obituaries are printed in newspapers without checking accuracy. It was said that George H.W. Bush died after visiting Japan’s Prime Minister, throwing up, collapsing, and dying.

8. “ABBA members killed in plane crash”

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Though not a headline run in the U.S., the German press in 1976 decided to start a rumor and say that all of the members of ABBA, except Anni-Frid, died in a plane crash. It was said that Anni-Frid, though alive, was severely disfigured. However, this has proven to not be true. The band even went live on German T.V. to prove to fans that they were alive.

7. “Hughes Sweeps Country as the Election Winner”

This headline was posted in many different newspapers, including the New York Herald, the Chicago Herald, and The New York Times. It was published on November 7, 1916, stating that Charles Evan Hughes was the winner of 1916’s presidential election. This would have meant that he’d have beaten Woodrow Wilson. We all know that’s not true!

6. “’Alive!’ Miners beat odds”

This is probably one of the most recent erroneous headlines published. The headline refers to an incident in January of 2006 where 13 coal miners were trapped. However, only one of the miners was able to make it out alive. Twelve of the thirteen miners died in the coal mine. It became known as the Sago Mine disaster. The headline was published in USA Today as well as the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. While these weren’t the only newspapers to print the headline, they were probably the first.

5. “JFK Raps Fault-Finders in Nation”

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This headline made the news on November 22, 1963 after JFK gave his speech in Dallas against opponents who “confuse rhetoric with reality.” Though the article was based on what JFK had expressed in his speech, the headline got it all wrong. Some newspapers even stated that before he even gave the speech, he was assassinated.

4. “Ford reportedly accepts No. 2 spot on GOP ticket”

This headline was posted by The Washington Post and many other newspapers. It had been reported that former President as well as former Vice President Gerald Ford had accepted an offer to be Ronald Reagan’s running mate. The article also went on to say that when Ford declined, George H.W. Bush decided to be Reagan’s running mate. Both are false. Bush Sr. was actually Reagan’s primary opponent.

3. “Kerry’s Choice: Dem picks Gephardt as VP candidate”

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This is another semi-recent erroneous headline. Published on July 6, 2004 by the New York Post, readers were told that U.S. Presidential candidate John Kerry had picked Dick Gephardt as his running mate. This information was in fact incorrect. Kerry did not pick Gephardt, instead, he chose John Edwards to run with him.

2. “Congressman’s Flight Reportedly Forced to Soviet Isle”

Printed in a UPI report from Seoul on September 1, 1983, it was said that a Korean Air Lines jet that was flying from New York to Seoul with 269 people aboard, including a U.S. Congressman, was forced to land on Sakhalin. Sakhalin is a Soviet island north of Japan. The headline leaves readers to believe that even though the plane had a forced landing, everyone lived. However, the plane had actually been shot down and everyone on board died.

1. “Dewey Defeats Truman”

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If you haven’t heard or read about this erroneous headline, go back to U.S. History class! This is possibly the most famous false headline that has ever been published. It was printed in the Chicago Tribune on November 3, 1948. The headline came to be known because President Truman was expected to lose to Republican opponent Thomas E. Dewey. This false headline most definitely made journalists much more cautious to be the first to publish certain information, especially if it isn’t checked to be absolutely accurate.

Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

We talked about the legendary dance steps that defined generations and made careers yesterday.

Let’s talk about the funniest ones today.

You have to admit, there really are certain dances that you simply can’t resist. No matter how stupid your look, its ability to make you laugh, no matter how miserable you are, will remain till eternity.

10. Hangin


hangin Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

Put your left arm in the air and wave it from side to side.

How to do it:

Stand on two feet. Then lift one leg and put it in front. Pump it twice. Shift to the other leg.



9. Macarena


macarena Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

Put your left arm in the air and wave it from side to side.

How to do it:

Stretch your right arm out straight in front of you with your palm down. Do the same with your left arm. Turn your right arm and hand over so your palm faces the ceiling. Do the same with your left arm. Touch your left shoulder with the palm of your right hand. Cross your left arm over your right arm and touch your right shoulder with your left hand.Place your right hand on the back of your neck. Do the same with your left hand.Move your right hand and touch your left hip and touch your right hip with your left hand.Put your right hand on your right hip and your left hand on your left hip.Circle your hips three times with the beat of the music. Hop and clap as you make a quarter turn with the group. Repeat the steps until the song has ended.

Thanks to wikihow. I never danced this. Never!



8. Running Man


running Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

Put your left arm in the air and wave it from side to side.

How to do it:

Stand with your left foot in front of your right foot as if you are about to walk. Your toes on your right foot should be about a foot behind the heel of your left foot when in this position.Take a step in place with two hopping motions. Your right foot should pick up slightly off the floor and come forward as your left foot hops back. Then step your right foot forward as your left foot hops back further.Repeat with the other foot.



7. Catterpillar


cutterpillar Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

You lay down on the floor, bend your knees to your stomach, then kick your legs (alternating) from your knees down.

Make sure you have insurance.



6. The Axel Rose


axel Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

Hold on to a fake (or imaginary) microphone stand and, with head lowered, move one leg out to the side, only about a foot off of the ground. As soon as your foot hits the ground, immediately repeat move with other leg. Repeat at least 10 times.

For the sake of preserving tradition, do this only wnen “Sweet Child Of Mine” and other Guns & Roses songs are on.


5. Footloose


footlose Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

Stand straight. Jump. When you land, your right foot should be in front of the other. Jump again. the same foot should be on the left side of the right leg. Jump again. Your right foot should be in front of the other. Jump again. It should be on the ground. Do the same thing with the other foot.

For additional attitude, wrap a rope around your head, wear a sleeveless tshirt and white pants. Don’t let anyone see you.



4. Lambada


lambada Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

It’s easy. Straddle your partner’s thigh and bump and grind. Sometimes the man spins the woman at lighting-fast speeds. This is not for minors.



3. Roger Rabbit


roger Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

Put your arms at your sides and you take your right leg and skip backwards once, and then your left leg you do the same thing, and then your right leg does it again but this time when your right leg goes back. It looks stupid… but it’s fun!



2. Slam Dancing


slam Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

Jump and bump the other person also in the air. Bump into as many people as possible, get sweatier than anyone else, and to look like you are having a seizure.


1. Chicken Dance


chicken2 Top 10 Funniest Dance Steps That Rocked The World

How to do it:

Pinch your fingers and thumbs together in front of your chest 4 times. Flap your arms 4 times. Wiggle side to side 4 times while getting your back side as close to the ground as you can. Clap 4 times. Repeat steps 1-4 until you hear the swing-like music.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

12 Funniest Misspelled Billboards


Nice apostrophe!

 No exceptions, not even for me! 

 Alcoholic dyslexia.
 Bye-bye car!
 Someone misspelled tattoos on an unintentionally gay billboard.
Double woops or double win?
So if it weren't enough to just HAVE Braille on a billboard... Let alone small enough so that nobody who even has PARTIAL sight can see it, they misspelled Stevie Wonder's name!

 Panera Bread learned the hard way a cardinal rule for advertisers: check the spelling. The company put up a billboard on southbound Interstate 95 that promoted the two Panera locations in Boynton Beach. But the next day, the company took the billboard down after sharp-eyed commuters noticed that the word "Boynton" was spelled incorrectly. Twice.

About ten years ago, this was Atlanta's best-known misspelled sign. It was visible from I-85 near Jimmy Carter Boulevard. Trophies and plagues. Do they also do pestilences? Or maybe just plaques?

This is a huge end cap ad for Seagate. Seriously.


It looks like some ad pillars went on a diet after several people pointed out that this advertisement had a rather embarrassing misspelling in gazillion-point type.

 
 What a difference a letter makes, huh?
The sign person misspelled Charlie

Monday, November 22, 2010

10 Funny Facebook Photos Failure


 You are prettier than that other girl



Halloween Costume Fail – Black Face



Your crack is showing a little





Gay Football Player Fail



Grandma Likes This


Serena Williams Costume Fail


Geography Fail


Looks like that cartoon


Wind Turbans

 

Workout Fail