It’s not only the wit… but also the balls for being able to say the things other people are too scared to say to big celebrities.
Ladies and gentlemen, Triumph the comic dog’s funniest pooping moments.
10. David Blaine
While David Blaine is hanging upside down doing one of his absurd magic tricks, Triumph pays him a visit.
Blaine’s usual blank expressions is replaced with giggles as the Triumph cheers him on to complete his trick… with some little insults here and there.
9. Joan Rivers and Franz Ferdinand
Triumph appears in Access Hollywood and gets a close encounter with Joan River’s frozen face.
The lady took the insults like a real lady… but then again, it’s hard to see how she was really feeling since her face is frozen solid.
8. American Idol
Who better to give the contestants a real assessment of how much they really suck but Triumph.
He is not just a funny dog, he is also very good at giving
7. Tony Awards
Triumph makes his apperance in the tv event that no one cares about.
As the dog puts it, this is bound to be his appearance with the lowest rating of all.
I wouldn’t be surprise to know that his segment is the highest rating part of the entire awards night.
6. Jay Leno 2003
Leno, being the more held back talks show host of all, spent most of his time laughing at Triumph. The dog, of course, didn’t let his opportunity to ask Leno if he could hump his chin. Leno didn’t oblige. Party pooper!
Other than that, Leno was played it cool. He let the dog have his moment and fed him only questions to set him up for his punchlines.
5. Hollywood Squares
The dog didn’t waste any time in insulting everyone sitting in that square including the host and the center square celebrity, Ellen De Generes.
He also gave some correct answers every now and then.
4. Jessica Simpson, Backstreetboys at the VMAs red carpet
This is the infamous night of Eminem’s supposed confrontation with Triumph. It was blown out of proportion in my opinion. Eminem was just being his arrogant self not wanting to show himself on TV for some insults. I found it amusing but not amusing.
The other things the dog did on the red carpet were actually funnier.
3. J. Lo
I wish J. Lo gave a better reaction that just shoving the dog away but then again… this is J. Lo.
It was a classic moment, though. You don’t get a lot of people talking shit about J. Lo’s ass.
2. Lindsay Lohan
After the supposed Eminem incident, Eminem decided to resolve the situation his way… he actually held the puppet and made the insults.
It was more like it and I have to say, that was a pretty good job he did.
1. Jon Bon Jovi
The whole band was actually the one who called Conan O’ Brien (he discovered the puppet and the puppeteer) to get the dog in their show.
I don’t always like their music but I respect the band for their dedication to their craft and for being one of those very few bands who just enjoys their career, makes no apologies for who they are, and for still playing together after 100 Million albums sold. No frills, no gimmicks, just rock and roll THEIR way.
This incident only proved how they managed to stay on top all these years, the guys don’t take themselves seriously… Triumph joined in.
Nice one.
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